Write Me Sexy

Sexy Speech

Posted by on Jan 5, 2016

I found a sexy new way to scare myself. I’ve been so busy with this process of getting my erotic memoir out to the world that I haven’t had much time for running whitewater, skiing the back country or doing erotic photos shoots. So I’ve been going to Toastmasters. It works. I finally worked up the nerve to do my first speech, the Ice Breaker, where I introduce myself to the group. My Inner Catholic Girl and My Inner Stripper showed up. Unlike my previous forays with public speaking, when  I read my erotic stories at the Seattle Erotic Arts Festival, my voice didn’t...

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Tech Savvy Sexy

Posted by on Jun 7, 2014

I’ve blogged before about the power of writing down what you want. So here is my latest sexy intention writ large: I want to be Tech Savvy Sexy. I want to get aroused by the idea of watching tutorials on how to use WordPress, MailChimp , Windows 8 and… this is embarrassing to admit…Microsoft Office.  The thought of getting my Christmas card list (which is now a collection of ragged-edged return addresses crammed into a shoe box) on a labels program?  I get wet at the thought of such sexy efficiency. I’m going to be squirming in my office chair because I am having so...

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Rhymes With Sexy

Posted by on Jun 21, 2013

How about some sexy poetry this week? This one, by Kaylin Haught, is kind of sassy: God Says Yes to Me I asked God if it was okay to be melodramatic and she said yes I asked her if it was okay to be short and she said it sure is I asked her if I could wear nail polish or not wear nail polish and she said honey she calls me that sometimes she said you can do just exactly what you want to Thanks God I said And is it even okay if I don’t paragraph my letters Sweetcakes God said who knows where she picked that up what I’m telling you is Yes Yes Yes So Sweetcakes, what are you saying...

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Orgasmitivity Part I

Posted by on Jan 2, 2013

One of my favorite essays from my erotic memoir is a yogic self pleasuring piece, the one I had the privilege of reading at last year’s Seattle Erotic Arts Festival.  But two friends who have read and critiqued my manuscript, have questioned its authenticity, namely the number of orgasms. Really? reads a comment from a friend in the Pacific Northwest, Another one? This may be hard for people to believe, wrote a friend on the East Coast.  I need a power tool of a vibrator to have any hope of achieving an orgasm and you have several doing yoga naked on your deck alone?  This may be another...

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Touch Of Joy

Posted by on Aug 8, 2012

Writer’s conferences are sexy. Imagine it:  Hundreds of creative, passionate people from every genre hanging out together for three days to discuss the craft.  If you want to talk to one of them, all you have to do is walk up and ask them what they are working on. It’s so easy. After three days of this you start to believe you are social gifted and charismatic because every conversation you have is so incredibly engaging. At lunch on the last  day, I looked up and found myself captivated by a fifty-something woman sitting two seats over.  She wore her hair short and red and...

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